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 Post subject: NES Chuck Norris jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:55 am 
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Let's put here some geek jokes, nesdev related if possible. Here's 3, hopefully not too bad :D.


> What is nesdevers' favorite alcoholic beverage?
That's easy: they always want some rum when testing their emulators.

> tokumaru is writing a DANKEY KANG game. You know, a blue character that collects rings and goes fast.

> One day, blargg made a ROM that does extensive tests on the DPCM channel with loop mode on, and a pop musician eavesdropped the result. This is how dubstep was born.

I didn't get any of these jokes. However...

Chuck Norris can run Crysis. On a NES.

Chuck Norris can run Battletoads on an emulator with no Sprite 0 hit detection.

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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:59 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:41 am 
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Shiru wrote:
Well, Chuck Norris can emulate NES without an emulator, so...

Pretty weak. :(

Chuck Norris can play a Master System cartridge on a Game Gear...with no adaptor.

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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:08 pm 
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Chuck Norris can get the SNES to run 128 64x64 sprites with 60 fps of dynamic animation.


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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:27 pm 
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That's me, of course. Not_so_much_fun the Chuck Norris' jokes. :(


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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:46 am 
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When Chuck Norris is playing Castlevania (PRG0) the game doesn't dare freeze just before the end boss.

When there is dust in Chuck Norris's NES cartridge there is no need for him to blow it off. At the mere sight of Chuck Norris's huge mouth open and ready to exhale is enough to make the dust particles jump off to their deaths.

When Chuck Norris does blow on a cartridge his breath is beneficial for the contacts.

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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
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Chuck Norris can win at Tetris.


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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 7:34 am 
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Heh, check this: When Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris! See, I'm funny too.


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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
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Bregalad wrote:
Chuck Norris can win at Tetris.

When Chuck Norris is near the top and he badly needs a 1x4 block he gets it.

tokumaru wrote:
Heh, check this: When Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris! See, I'm funny too.

Now you're not even trying. :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:13 am 
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WedNESday wrote:
tokumaru wrote:
Heh, check this: When Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris! See, I'm funny too.

Now you're not even trying. :evil:

Chuck Norris is.


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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:22 am 
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WedNESday wrote:
Chuck Norris can run Crysis. On a NES.

And Ed Fries can run Halo on an Atari 2600.

WedNESday wrote:
Chuck Norris can run Battletoads on an emulator with no Sprite 0 hit detection.

That's easy. NESticle has sprite 0, but it sure as $#!+ isn't hit detection.

And then there are the crossovers:
  • Double Dragon Warrior
  • Mighty Final Fantasy (or perhaps Final Fight VII)
  • Body Harvest Moon: Cicadas attack your farm. Fight them by commandeering combines and other farm equipment.
  • Tetra StarTropics: The Fighter (oh wait, isn't that StarTropics 2?)

Bregalad wrote:
Chuck Norris can win at Tetris.

Most Tetris games nowadays are capped at level 15 or 20 or whatever, designed so that they can be "won". Besides, even if Tetris isn't won, it's still solved.

WedNESday wrote:
When Chuck Norris is near the top and he badly needs a 1x4 block he gets it.

Hold piece, introduced in The New Tetris, has been the rule in all Tetris since 2001.

Seriously, Alexey Pajitnov and Henk Rogers have made Tetris so easy nowadays that I don't see how it even fits the Chuck Norris template anymore.


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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
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tepples wrote:
Bregalad wrote:
Chuck Norris can win at Tetris.

Seriously, Alexey Pajitnov and Henk Rogers have made Tetris so easy nowadays that I don't see how it even fits the Chuck Norris template anymore.

At least they haven't added a stupid "super guide". The day someone releases a Tetris that plays itself and lets you "cut in" and "win" is the day gaming shall die.


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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
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Chuck Norris once played Tetris forever. Twice.

Chuck Norris often uses the microphone on the second controller...of a PAL console.

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 Post subject: Re: Nesdev jokes
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:53 pm 
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Meh. Chuck Norris <insert garbage here>. Your joke is ready... but no.


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