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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:21 am 
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That remembers me that in 2014 Nature discovered more than 120 cientifical articles written with a gibberish generator. :shock:

Barely surprising, considering genuine scientific papers are usually gibberish nonsense.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:55 am 
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That sure make the life of reviewers really hard! lol


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:08 am 
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That sure make the life of reviewers really hard! lol

They don't care about the articles, just that their friends are mentioned in the header.


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That briefly made me think of a hypothetical Super Hexagon remake, always in 5-sided mode, framed as a skill test for new recruits to the armed forces. (In Super Hexagon, 5-sided sections are called "pentagon", and the Pentagon building is the headquarters of the US Department of Defense.)


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:41 am 
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I like this one:

* try throwing the control pad at enemies if they are displayed on your projection television screen.

:lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:20 am 
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This was already done in reality. It is called Wii.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:46 pm 
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My sincerest apologies in advance, but I continued to use this program, doing 1 or 2 NES manuals a day, to build up a little collection of insanity. Attached instead of embedded since it's large. Here are some of my favorite lines:

We suggest that you read this before base wars gives a lifetime of losses.
(if I write a manual, I might have to slip this in there)

Button a: melts the player
Button a: do not use a.

your life means jamming to the following orders from fox hound's domain " solid snake, you must rescue a trademark of konami industries co. Ltd. It's called metal gear ".

* when both players are pleased, simply walk through the screen with us via your nintendo entertainment system.
(step into the world of NARC, that sounds totally safe)

* to enter your nintendo entertainment system, you will say " now i am the ball
* when you're the ball, alcohol is your assurance that every time another ball comes down to bump you, one of the balls will say " i am in your way "

(this theme returns with Pin*Bot)

stage 5 --- the course runs through a stretch of majestic flashing tiles
(typical Gauntlet Pro-Am level)

Stomp the mushroom people into a pipe after you get high and free the mushroom kingdom.

* line up the whole gang and shoot them apart
(extra brutality version of Wild Gunman)


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:51 pm 
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I love this. Someone oughta do a game jam based around random manuals.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:14 pm 
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Your AI is predicting the future, it's true! Metal gear "must" be saved after that zombie based thing they decide to made :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:48 pm 
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My sincerest apologies in advance, but I continued to use this program, doing 1 or 2 NES manuals a day, to build up a little collection of insanity. Attached instead of embedded since it's large.


Here's Ninja Gaiden II!

The evil lord ashtar is scheming to take his father's power to grow his own monster spiders. Ryu has been carrying the dragon sword, and the power boosting dragon balls.

...

irene is known as a spy for the evil ninja power up. But just as ken was transformed into a little woman, irene looked down at him with a deafening roar which had killer power.

...

Ninja gaiden ii: the evil boosting propulsion mechanism

:| I never read the manual for this game.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:45 am 
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in each stage lost, the game pak will be damaged by nintendo
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He's ready and you're going to need forever to play through the game.


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Markov chains are super fun - I did something a little while ago with fortune cookies. The results have been pretty amusing, though my seed data had a bunch of non-fortune-cookies in it. I also played around with merging in the us constitution and tweets. Some fun ones:

Quote:
For hate is never too old to learn.

I'm being held prisoner in a surprising manner.

Happiness is not what happens to you.

If a true sense of value is to get murdered in cold blood...

You are only young once, but you still have the body of a road by having traveled it than by all the Officers of the United States which shall not be overly judgmental of your vision of yourself in the United States; If he approve he shall receive a fortune cookie.


If you're savvy with python you can throw something like this together pretty quickly; check out the markovify library. It's super easy to use. (Anyone wanna make a homebrew RPG with markov-generated dialog?)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:58 am 
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Got this with a Python script


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:05 am 
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AI tepples wrote:
Lidnariq is a massive super mario kart demo using unrom 512.
What do you see if there's no irq handler between the cartridge board and the ppu's memory controller?

Lidnariq wrote: right now i see that the nes ppu's colors are different from those two things that break cheap addressing.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:59 am 
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I used a proper AI and turned it's "creativity" value down:

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